Pro Tip: Don’t tell depressed people how good they have it in comparison to others. They already know and already feel guilty about it. You’re making the problem worse.
If you’re still celebrating (or even counting) month-iversaries after being together for longer than a year, I don’t take your relationship seriously.
— irishjulienne’s, saying i love you is not a habit (via rosemoons)
I wonder how often my shyness is mistaken for being stuck up because I feel like it happens a lot and I’m sorry about it
How is everybody holding up? I’ve killed 6 zombies already. They all had candy for some reason…
happy halloween. its fucking halloween every day from now until the end of october. happy fucking halloween
not killing myself is a personal achievement but you cant really brag about that at dinner parties.
I hate when people say “it’s 4:20 somewhere” like no nigga it’s 9:56 I don’t think you know how timezones work